wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

(via bastille)

(Source: imaginaryluke, via 4doors)

dannydino11:

rollin-in:

legalmexican:

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

Or make me lose my pants

Or both.

(via red-r0bin)

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

*at a party*
this bass is wild!

image

(via bastille)

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

littleghoul:

night-vale-community-radio:

the hooded figures really know how to boogie 

im listening to a tyler, the creator song and watching this and im having an out of body experience

littleghoul:

night-vale-community-radio:

the hooded figures really know how to boogie 

im listening to a tyler, the creator song and watching this and im having an out of body experience

(Source: moonlovesthedarkness, via whorchata)

"The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with."

Colleen Michele (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(Source: thatstoomainstream, via tropicelly)

spankmehardbarry:

america: A GAY? in OUR country?

canada: we just elected a lesbian head of government for the province of ontario and didn’t even blink. it wasn’t even mentioned once during the entire election. and she’s married to a woman.

america: A GAY? in OUR country?

(via red-r0bin)

(Source: hijabiswag, via co-ver)

(Source: speshurgurl, via bastille)

spmib:

yep

spmib:

yep

(Source: breadwinningwoman, via savetheliar)

inflightt:

i only understand like 9% of life

(via cuntcapulet)

chitzybitch:

ridge:

me as a parent 

Flawless

(via co-ver)

(Source: emojidscreencaps, via cuntcapulet)

okaywork:

"jack the ripper identified after 126 years!!" great who killed tupac

(via loaning)